Oh look, Tim Canova is whining again.

We all remember Tim Canova, right? He was once a darling of progressives because he was considered a “real Democrat,” and for a while he had everyone fooled with that. He of course is most famous for challenging Debbie Wasserman Schultz in that cycle’s primary. Back then people were so down for him that Bernie Sanders was offering his supporters the opportunity to split donations between his campaign and Tim’s. That led to Canova raising more money from small donors than anyone else running for Congress as of August of that year. Despite losing the primary, the sheer amount of money Tim was able to raise would have secured him a future in the Democratic party and probably would have strengthened the party as a whole. That is, if Tim had stayed in the Democratic party. Or even stayed sane.

But, unlike Bernie Sanders, Tim didn’t take losing very well. Despite losing his 2016 primary by fourteen points, he remains adamant that the results of that election were somehow rigged. Now, despite all the enthusiasm for his bid, turnout wasn’t exactly high, so he sued the Broward county SOE, who we all know has her own problems, for destroying the 2016 primary ballots after only a year as opposed to twenty-two months as mandated by law. If I were him and I actually suspected foul play, I would of course have demanded to see the ballots sooner, but he was apparently content with waiting. And he even won his lawsuit, because the Broward SOE office accidentally but very definitely destroyed those primary ballots. It’s possible, granted a huge outside possibility, that upwards of 8,000 ballots that probably didn’t exist in the first place were destroyed, though it is far more likely, given that the outcome was nowhere near close and there was little to no reporting of rampant voter fraud in that particular race, that the ballots were lost due to incompetence and probably still exist in a filing cabinet somewhere (probably next to the one with all the Gore votes).

If this were Tim’s only instance of crazy, I’d give him a pass. Losing an election sucks, and there is every reason to believe the Broward people cannot count ballots no matter how they are designed. If Bernie Sanders still supported him, maybe I’d give Tim a pass. But Sanders hasn’t since last year, when he literally said “I have no idea about Tim Canova, I honestly don’t.” That about sums it up.

Maybe it was that dismissal, like a kiss from the Godfather, that finally sent Tim over the edge. This past spring he left the party, announcing it during an…interesting speech where he bashed the Broward Democratic party (fine, they kind of deserve it), before taking a sharp left turn into crazytown. “I have watched as my party has come to resemble a battered spousal relationship,” the progressive who seemed to care deeply about spousal abuse told an audience an April.

Between Sander’s dismissal and Tim’s departure from the Democratic party, the man just fell off the wagon. According to the Sun-Sentinel Canova started following and believing in a whole flock of discredited conspiracy theories: the Seth Rich murder, the idea that the whole Russian hacking thing is a false flag by the DNC, the idea that the 2016 primary was “rigged” (while DWS may have  rigged things if she needed to, she clearly didn’t need to, the primary wasn’t even close), and the idea that the DWS campaign hacked into his personal computer. Hos own supporters, most of whom are ardent progressive activists with deep ties to the local area, started to turn against him.

So it should be no surprise that Tim lost his 2018 race against DWS by an ever larger margin than he did in 2016. No surprise to anyone, that is, except for him. Now he wants to challenge those results as well and pile shame on Brenda Snipes, the state’s current target of opportunity.

Tim won about five percent of the vote this time around, to DWS’s 59 percent. Tim believes the only possible explanation for this must be DNC meddling and/or Brenda Snipes. Somehow. Really I think Tim just wants his face in the papers. He acts like he’s entitled to a seat in Congress, no matter what voters say.

Keep whining, Tim. Maybe someday you’ll get there.

Probably not though.

 

The “Consultant Class” Files: Part 1

The Florida Democratic Party is in a bad way.

2018 was supposed to be the year of the comeback for Democrats. And for many across the country it was. Democrats won damn near forty (40!) seats in the House, despite demographic segregation and Congressional maps being segregated to hell. They picked up seven governor’s mansions. They took control of six state legislatures. These weren’t all just instances of taking back territory lost in 2010; they won the governor’s race in Kansas for crying out loud. The conventional wisdom regarding modern Kansas is that even Dorothy is a Republican (despite her own well-documented experience as an illegal foreign refugee).

But then, even Kansas is not Florida. As the election drew to a close the FDP was expecting some measure of power. Both Gillum and Nelson were leading by close but not typically Florida close margins in at least some polls. Trump was and is somewhat unpopular. Rick Scott, so they told the electorate, was the face of evil, and they were confident people agreed. There was an environmental crisis in the form of red tide, and surely voters would blame that on Republicans.

And yet despite all that everything came crashing down. It turned out the whole show was Florida close and yet again it did not break Democrats’ way. I will get into why in another series, but let us for now just say that Democrats in Florida keep losing and they don’t seem to know the reason.

Enter the Florida Squeeze, a high quality blog and my personal go-to source for intra Democratic party drama in Florida. Dave Trotter wrote an article recently that slammed what he called the “Florida Democratic Cosa Nostra,” describing the party as really just a cabal of hipster consultants in it for the money that could care less if they win because hey, at the end of the day the bank still accepts their clients’ checks.

This immediately made me wonder: who the hell are these people? When they order at Starbucks, would I recognize them by mispronounced name? Or, more realistically, would I be able to identify them by looking at which Florida Democrats have prospered amongst the destruction?

Now I’m not well versed on which consultants qualify for “consultant class” status, but I can tell you which consultants I would look at first if I wanted to (either conveniently or honestly) blame someone. That’s what this series is about, folks. Evil Democrat hipster consultants.

My first candidate would be Christian Ulvert and company at Edge Communications, a consulting firm that has among its listed clients Andrew Gillum as well as more “establishment” Dems like Dan Gelber (Ulvert managed Gelber’s unsuccessful attorney general campaign) and Dave Aronberg. Ulvert is not only head of a consulting firm, but a former FDP political director. Last year, when Terrie Rizzo became chair of the party, Ulvert supported her (he was running Phillip Levine’s campaign at the time, another expedition that did not go so well).

Edge Communications also has a record that’s concentrated in the Miami area, and Miami-Dade has been a sore spot among Democrats for years as they consistently overestimate the solid blue area’s turnout and consistently fail to improve that turnout every election cycle. So Ulvert, while not the most controversial pick on my list, would be my first candidate for who belongs in the “consultant class” bucket.

Ulvert touches all the bases as far as Trotter’s definition of the consultant class. Miami oriented, head of a firm with a penchant for selecting losing candidates who “have potential” at the start, and someone who’s seen most of the revolving door of FDP leadership. The question is, did Ulvert learn from 2018? Democrats in Florida can only hope.

In part 2 of the series, we’ll take a look at the next set of insiders to make the cut.

Our Mission

Florida plays an incredibly central part in what goes on in the world. Yes, I am loathe in some ways to admit it. But it does.

US politics is often determined by what happens in Florida. Not just in terms of elections; Florida is the quintessential “swing state” but it’s also something else. It’s nearly surrounded by water shared and accessed by tens of millions of people who live in other states and countries. How Florida treats the water around it is a big deal to the whole hemisphere.

There’s the whole climate change thing. Florida is a case study for what most of the rest of the coastal world can expect.

There’s the political grooming thing. Especially for Republicans, people who cut their teeth in Florida politics often find themselves on the national stage. Which frankly is terrifying.

There’s the way the economy is structured. If current trends keep up tourism will be what an increasing number of state economies rely on. Where are they gonna turn to learn how to do it? Florida.

So what? So, understanding what the hell is happening in this half-flooded sometimes hellscape sometimes paradise isn’t just nice. It’s essential, for understanding how the world is changing right now.

On Hanging Chad’s, Chad (and associates, maybe eventually) tries to break down Florida news and politics into digestible and less soggy chunks. Some people will call us lefties. Some people will call us corporatist. They might even use the n-word (neoliberal, obviously). But we will never be owned by, directed by, intimidated by, or otherwise influenced by any political party, interest group, consultancy firm, secret cabal of elites, or whatever else. And we make no apologies for that.