Charlie Crist’s metamorphosis for political expedience is finally complete.
Fighting a campaign against Ron DeSantis, his back against the wall somehow even before election season begins, Crist has already dropped legalization in an attempt to stay relevant. And by even the most passing judgment, he needs it.
Crist has tried to paint himself as a serious challenger for months now and has ended up looking increasingly desperate, a man possessed on a quest for relevance. Begging for retweets every other day, making the classic mistake of believing that millions of people are single issue voters who care more about weed than anything else on the planet, swearing that he’s always been some kind of progressive hero while almost every article written about him reminds people that he’s not, Charlie Crist is perpetually stuck in 2010.
And despite all this, despite being associated with and possibly contributing to the so far greatest Democratic loss in recent Florida history, Democrats are once again rallying behind the man.
It’s such an obvious question, but no one has really asked it yet, so I will. Why? Why Charlie Crist? Is it because Florida Democrats haven’t won in so long that they don’t even know what it looks like anymore? Is it because Crist is the only guy left who will hire the consultants who half of Florida Dems believe have destroyed the party’s chances indefinitely? Is it because he kept asking and they just gave in, like the parents of a five year old child?
Is this really the best the Dems down here can do? What are they smoking?